Melbourne’s most notorious motel is up for sale, and its owners are hoping to get a few million for it.

This new app is like Tripadvisor, except instead of telling you which restaurants have grumpy staff, it tells you how likely they are to want to pat your dog. Well, that’s our understanding.

In a move that could inspire other travel companies to follow suit, Virtuoso has cut ties with the former US President’s hotel group.

Ovolo’s latest property takes design cues from the days of disco, rock gods and retro glamour. While Travel Weekly cannot confirm if flare leg pants are compulsory, we understand they are encouraged.

The hotel company has been slinging $5 from every online purchase to the not-for-profit organisation since July last year.

While international travel may be at a standstill, Scottish tourism businesses have kept busy adapting services for their guests and local communities.

Rumour has it the resort’s GM is also sporting a new look, consisting of candy-coloured sweatpants, tractor-inspired boots and a bucket hat.

All Travel Weekly’s editor could think about while writing his story was DoubleTree by Hilton’s famous cookies. He now has drool stains all over his shirt.

And before you go speculating, we can confirm the travel publication that has a new owner is not yours truly.

We’re no drug lords, but we tend to agree with the judge on this one: it’s probably best NOT to leave a presumably open bag of drugs with hotel staff while you go looking for cash.

Birmo even shined his special ribbon-snipping scissors to mark the occasion, which is pretty bloody special if you ask us.

The homesharing platform is tired of copping the blame for irresponsible hosts and reckless guests upsetting the neighbours and causing a ruckus.