This week’s Cruise Wrap is so hefty, we reckon that if each letter weighed a tonne, it would equate to a 4,000-pax ship. However, we’re not mathematicians and we also haven’t made any effort to count each individual letter.

Aussies farmers, beverage companies, transport providers and all the others who fill cruise ships and land excursions with all those delicious goodies have banded together to support the cruise industry.

P&O Cruises has bid a tearful farewell to one of Australia’s most iconic cruise ships earlier than expected.

Dream Cruises has taken a leaf out of the airline playbook by turning its safety instructions into a fun video. It’s overly cheesy, but kinda cute.

Kloster was not only a titan of the cruise industry, but also a humanitarian and environmentalist.

This week’s Cruise Wrap is brought to you by three shots of espresso, half a pack to Tim Tams and plenty of cuddles with the office dog.

The cruise line has flipped its travel agent support system on its head and done a 180. Next, it will try to perfect the worm and a double backflip.

Princess Cruises has waved bon voyage to two of its ships in line with parent company Carnival’s plan to speed up the removal of less-efficient vessels.

While this is fantastic news, it is worth noting the expert panel was assembled by two giants of the cruise industry. But hey, a win is a win.

The Aussie small-ship expedition specialist hasn’t had to worry about Border Force closures, which can only mean good news for its supply of Panadol and Neurofen.

Bonner has bobbed up since her exit from Celebrity Cruises was announced earlier this month. However, that’s not to suggest she’s been underwater all this time.

Get ready to have the Mission: Impossible theme song stuck in your head for the rest of the day, because apparently the ships were hired for the latest movie in the franchise.