If, like us, you’re avoiding a stockpile of emails accrued over the long weekend like the plague, this week’s Cruise Wrap is the perfect five-minute distraction.

Did you hear champagne corks popping in the CMV offices this morning? Click here to find out why.

The Oscar winner said she got the name wrong because she felt like she was hallucinating while giving her ‘Goop at Sea’ experience a plug.

Uniworld Boutique River Cruises has levelled a lawsuit against MSC Cruises over massive damages sustained in a Venice ship collision last year.

Do you find selling Viking is a bit of a breeze? Well, prepare to put both feet up and recline your office chair thanks to the cruise line’s newest offering.

Not spending your Wednesday cruising through the Mediterranean? Perusing this week’s Cruise Wrap is the next best thing. Or at least that’s what we tell ourselves.

CLIA Australasia is giving a European river cruise company a boost. However, that’s not to suggest Joel Katz is helping lift passengers up onto its ships or anything.

After being chosen to lead the search for Celebrity’s new ANZ boss, it appears Susan Bonner found no suitable candidate other than herself.

Viking’s brand-new expedition itineraries have launched, and they just happen to coincide with the launch of Travel Weekly’s ‘Pub Crawl’ and ‘Weekend Bender’ itineraries.

Yes, the same Goop that plummeted its way to fame for encouraging women to steam their netherregions and wants you to allow bees to sting you has teamed up with a cruise line.

Today’s Cruise Wrap is brought to you by five cups of tea, an obscene amount of cold and flu tablets, half a box of tissues, and one very sick journalist.

However, there has been no confirmation on whether DiCaprio was busy searching for the Heart of the Ocean immediately prior to rescuing the Club Med staffer.