This week we sat down with W Melbourne’s account director for MICE. We assumed there would be much more talk of cheese and traps, but we were mistaken.

This week, Ovolo’s founder and executive chairman showed us the sights of Hong Kong, and by that we mean he answered our questions while we looked at pictures of his home city on Google Images.

This week we caught up with the general manager of Mary Valley Rattler, who told us the train she was sitting in was not named Thomas, much to our dismay.

We caught up with TourRadar’s co-founder and CEO Travis Pittman who could easily be mistaken for Pat Cummins – not like that’s a bad thing, mind you.

We caught up with SVP airline global sales at Sabre, who has been living it up in Barcelona and Southern France and honestly, we’re a little offended we weren’t invited.

Lea Seguier’s director of sales told us his celebrity crush holidays at one of the properties he manages. He did not say what he plans to do with that information, however.

This week, we got in the tub with Club Med’s business development manager for QLD, North NSW and NT to talk Bali resorts, weekend sports and Bono.

This week, Raffles Cambodia’s acting general manager regaled us about his adventures hiking off the beaten track in Cambodia and somehow got lost just listening to him.

Now don’t worry, working at Princess Cruises is not exclusively reserved for real-life princesses, although we did have to confirm that with the lines’ hotel general manager before interviewing her.

We love an alliterative name, all the best superheroes and villains have them. We’re not sure where TRAVLR’s head of global travel product sits on that spectrum, though.

We’re not sure how to UnCruise… and when we asked the company’s vice president of operations, she thought we were joking.

TravelManagers’ cruise operations executive can’t wait to get her daughters on their first-ever cruise this year, prompting us to call our mums and urge them to reconsider their career choices.