Similarly, Travel Weekly’s office dog is sharing the love with her favourite teddy bear. Perhaps a little too much love, if you get what we mean.

All aboard this week’s road and rail extravaganza! Check out all the latest sales, incentives and news from the world of trains, bikes and automobiles. But please, don’t forget to stamp your ticket on the way out.

Nothing says ‘manic Monday’ like a photo of a bunch of Tasmanians participating in a nudie run into the ocean. Except maybe being on your third coffee of the day and still falling asleep at your desk.

Our favourite part of Monday morning is putting together this delightful wrap up of destination news for our faithful readers. Just kidding! We don’t like anything about Mondays.

This destination wrap is proudly brought to you by Travel Weekly’s editor, who is now onto his seventh double-shot espresso for the day.

In all honesty, Travel Weekly’s editor preferred Sean Connery and that actor who looks like Mr Potato Head from Toy Story as Bond, but admits George Lazenby was still a decent 007.

Switzerland’s tourism board has told visitors to piss off… no, wait. It actually just wants them to go hiking.

ATTN AGENTS: Land yourself a spot on a Swiss famil! We’re not allowed to enter, so if you need us we’ll be gorging ourselves on Swiss cheese and angrily staring at photos of the Alps.

ATTN AGENTS: get your hands on those sweet, sweet rewards points while brushing up on your Swiss tourism knowledge. A win-win if you ask us.

This must-visit European wonderland has got it all, and you can unlock all its secrets with Excite’s latest campaign! Honestly, you had us at “Swiss cheese tour”.

ATTN AGENTS: Check out Excite’s new Switzerland guide to get your hands on HEAPS of bonus reward points! This is one incentive you won’t want to miss.

Personally, we don’t know what we’re doing next week let alone at Christmas time, but if you fancy a Northern Hemisphere Christmas, you’re going to want to book now.