The lockdown hell continues for Melburnians, which means another busy week ahead for delivery drivers and TV remotes.

The Transport Workers’ Union is blaming the incident, alongside a string of others, on the national carrier’s decision to outsource its ground crew.

The Victorian government is going hard to try and stop the state’s worrying coronavirus cluster from getting further out of control.

Trans-Tasman travel has suffered yet another setback, as Melbourne’s COVID cluster becomes a growing concern.

Jetstar turns train stations into airports in latest promo. However, that’s not to suggest passengers got a litre of gin for $32 at the duty-free shops.

The national carrier has been a busy bee of late, with new flights, a deal for ski bunnies and a very special lunar-themed flight complete with cosmic cocktails.

Qantas and Jetstar staff are no doubt breathing a sigh of relief after facing the prospect of having to move interstate and – god forbid – barrack for another footy team.

Greyhound will have to start looking at attaching wings or rocket boosters to its fleet, with the airlines now beating the bus company on price between the two capitals.

A Cook Islander has managed to travel to Perth without quarantining, while two travellers from Port Moresby wandered into Brisbane Airport’s common area before testing positive for COVID-19.

Travel Weekly’s editor is all for a trip to Melbourne, so long as he doesn’t have to sit next to any Collingwood Magpies supporters on the way there.

Travel Weekly staff have had similar problems at Friday knock-off drinks, but concede that threatening to blow up a plane is more serious than peeing in a pot plant.

Melbourne’s most notorious motel is up for sale, and its owners are hoping to get a few million for it.