What do you get when two Carnival Cruise Line nurses board an Emirates flight? Apparently, a bouncing baby girl and a very happy new mum.

A man has died while on a flight from Mexico to Japan after ingesting 264 packets of cocaine.

One Twitter user chimed in to add that in the UAE, falcons are issued their own passports, and we cannot tell you how delighted we are by this concept.

A Tigerair flight was forced to turn around mid-flight without explanation following a suspicious threat.

A Qantas flight is being investigated after it lowered 20,000ft on Wednesday, forcing crew onboard to use oxygen masks.

We believe this story will be of no help to those with a phobia of flying. We speak from personal experience.

PSA: Those who get fidgety and uncomfortable during an hour-long flight to Melbourne may be a little perturbed by this news.

We feel likening someone to “Somali pirates” may be a bit dramatic. But, we’re really enjoying watching this all play out so who are we to talk?

We hope you didn’t eat much this morning, because this story is gonna make you feel reallllllll nauseous. Yep – it’s the worst of the worst in airplane food.

We associate supersonic travel with shows like The Jetsons, not because the planes look similar, but because we loved their plane outfits.

Passengers on a Southwest flight had to jump off the plane’s wing after a strange smell was noticed in the cabin. No one is taking responsibility for said smell.

Hint: The answer will definitely keep your fear of flying at bay. Unless you’re scared of airline food. In which case this will do little to quell fears.