Need a little pick-me-up after returning to work? Viking has two pieces of bloody brilliant news to share with you.

Viking staff are busy shining their shoes and ironing their uniforms upon learning that a former Navy officer is now among the cruise line’s ranks.

Looking to impress your friends and colleagues with some very specific cruise ship facts? Viking’s new-look marketing centre will help you do just that.

No, your eyes are not deceiving you – we’ve published our Wednesday Cruise Wrap on a Thursday this week! And, as you can imagine, it has led to complete and total anarchy in the Travel Weekly office.

This week’s Cruise Wrap is so hefty, we reckon that if each letter weighed a tonne, it would equate to a 4,000-pax ship. However, we’re not mathematicians and we also haven’t made any effort to count each individual letter.

This week’s Cruise Wrap is brought to you by three shots of espresso, half a pack to Tim Tams and plenty of cuddles with the office dog.

Travel Weekly is tickled pink to present you with this week’s Cruise Wrap, and that’s not only because it was the last thing standing between us and lunch.

This week’s Cruise Wrap is practically bursting at the seams with positive outlooks, banger deals and agent offers. And if that doesn’t tickle your fancy, we don’t know what will.

Get set for Travel Weekly’s famous Cruise Wrap! And by famous, we mean our editor’s mum prints it out and sticks it on her fridge.

Cruise through the rest of the week with this fresh assortment of cruise news. Get it? Cruise through? Like a cruise ship? Yeah, we cringed too.

This week’s Cruise Wrap is a big one, so we recommend settling in with a cup of tea and a few biccies.

This week’s Cruise Wrap is one of our longest yet, with enough information to fill the Pacific Ocean. Or maybe just the Tasman Sea. It will fill your kitchen sink, at least.