Just like a bad sequel to a movie that no one asked for, the long waiting lines are back at Sydney Airport!

Australia’s ‘golden triangle’ airports are expecting today to be their busiest day since the global pandemic began, so be sure to pack your extra-large book of sudoku puzzles.

Had we known airport security could be bribed… we mean, “incentivised”… with gift cards, we would have smuggled way more cheap booze on our last overseas trip.

Relaxed isolation laws may be good for airport efficiency, but they’re not so good for airport workers who are keen to binge the new season of Bridgerton.

Long lines at the airport mean less time for leafing through magazines, milling about cosmetic kiosks and the all-important stop at Crispy Cream. We won’t stand for it!

Much to the disappointment of Travel Weekly staff, this news has nothing to do with the board game Monopoly, which is probably for the best considering our penchant for flipping over the board and storming off.

Some exciting new airline offers could mean we’ll see tickets cost less than a bag of chips… or at least I’d like it if they offered us those kind of prices.

Rex’s new financial boost means that there’s now a third snack option on their flights. Sweet, savoury, or gourmet (it’s the savoury option with a bit of caviar on top).

This news inspired us to reach out to some investors and try to convince them to spend $23.6 billion taking over Travel Weekly, however they are yet to reply.

The consumer watchdog has given two thumbs up to the Aviation Alliance’s proposal, flagging the natural monopoly most Australian airports hold.

Just to clarify, the ‘Golden Triangle’ in this instance is Sydney, Melbourne and Brisbane, and not the prime agricultural land in north-western NSW.

After months of toing and froing, the board of Sydney Airport has finally settled on its suitor. Now they just need shareholders and regulators to approve it.