Meanwhile, Travel Weekly’s deputy editor reckons her oldefar would turn in his grave if he knew how many times she used Google Translate for this story.

While this new and exclusive cruise season is all very exciting for Scenic, it’s worth noting the fine print.

Travel Weekly is tickled pink to present you with this week’s Cruise Wrap, and that’s not only because it was the last thing standing between us and lunch.

Toot toot! That’s the sound of this week’s Cruise Wrap pulling into the harbour with some fresh updates! Or maybe our deputy editor has just gone mad.

Ready for some uplifting news? Take a minute to get boosted with this week’s Cruise Wrap.

Wish you were cruising through the Caribbean rather than slugging it out with the rest of us? Feel free to live vicariously through the images in this Cruise Wrap.

Your afternoon is about to get a whole lot more cruisey thanks to all these latest deals and announcements. It should make you look busy for at least an hour.

The cruise line’s top-selling agents were honoured at the weekend. Find out who claimed bragging rights and a shiny trophy here.

Travel Weekly’s roving reporter was in attendance at Scenic’s big reveal on Saturday night, and is still recovering from the event after eating one too many arancini balls.

We’ve been covering so much bushfire news lately that we’re considering creating a dedicated Bushfire Wrap. We’re praying it won’t come to that, though.

Have you begun the new year feeling out of touch with the latest cruise news? Never fear, Travel Weekly’s Cruise Wrap is here!

One thing Travel Weekly can guarantee with this Cruise Wrap is you won’t feel seasick while reading it – unless you’re on a ship, of course.