British Airways’ 7-hour flight to nowhere
This is kind of like the time we fell asleep on the bus and ended up back at our house. Although we imagine this might'v...
Sunbaking seal an unlikely runway obstacle
When a seal gets caught laying on the tarmac it's cute, but for some reason when we lay down on the tarmac we get arrest...
Air Berlin’s “risky” stunt sends onlookers screaming
A pilot is being investigated for attempting a "risky" landing at Dusseldorf Airport, and please excuse us while we canc...
Kids on planes issue rears ugly head
Australian travellers are all for child-free zones on planes and trains, no word yet on whether people who kick the back...
Qantas gets high on biofuel
Qantas is promising to use only biofuel by 2020, and we promise not to make any gas jokes about fuel. Besides this one.
Virgin goes supersonic
Supersonic planes could mean a seven-hour flight from SYD-LAX, roughly as long at it takes us to write a single article....
ANA partners with celeb chef Adam Liaw
Ex-MasterChef contestant Adam Liaw has launched ANA's new menu, and we swear we only asked for his autograph twice...
Alaskan flight gets own ‘Snakes on a Plane’ incident
We hope the pilot of the plane swaggered into the cabin and shouted, "I have had it with these motherf**kin' snakes on t...
Airbus has new hellish way to pack people on planes
It was only a matter of time before airlines plotted to rob us of our minimal legroom and squish more of us onboard.
Japan Boeing 777 makes emergency landing
A Boeing 777 operated by Japan's All Nippon Airways has made an emergency landing in Osaka after suffering engine troubl...
Man tries to set fire onboard plane
An airline passenger has been subdued after attempting to burn down the cabin as it was landing, like 4 real.
WTF: nightmare airline seats revealed
Face-off for real! New airplane seating revealed, and we hope fellow passengers don’t have garlic breath.
Membership into Mile High Club gets trickier
Boeing plans to cram even more seats onto its planes.