Australia’s newest luxe boutique hotel has named its GM who, according to the accompanying press photo, has a strong beard game.

A spiffy, mural-filled hotel is getting ready to strut its stuff in the Sydney suburb of Pyrmont.

Excuse us while we spend the rest of our Wednesday ogling these obscenely beautiful photos, wishing we lived here instead of our shoebox share house.

We dish up some of the best boutique hotels for your high-end clients, although that’s not to say we slow-cooked them and served them with veggies.

Our grandma often tells us we’re the best emerging artist in Sydney, but we know she’s lying because we’ve never actually painted anything.