The world’s biggest hotel group is set to get even bigger, thanks to a fresh acquisition.

Helloworld Travel has agreed to acquire one of Australia’s largest privately-owned corporate travel management companies.

Flight Centre is hoping this latest acquisition will give its Australian leisure business a much-needed boost.

Flight Centre has bolstered its global business travel network by jumping into bed with a European company. Ooh la la!

Travel Weekly understands the new acquisition aims to settle the argument over whether or not the west really is the best.

And it’s all thanks to a $6 billion buyout from Siris Capital Group and Evergreen Coast Corp. We wish someone would buy us out for $6 billion. Think of all the flights we could book!

G Adventures acquires TruTravels, Travel Weekly acquires lost hat on the street. It’s win-win, we say.

Meanwhile, we’ve acquired a taste for espresso martinis in the morning. It’s helping us maintain our perky attitude while we drag our sorry butts into the weekend.

Meanwhile, we’ve acquired a serious case of the shakes following a mild caffeine overdose. We’ll be filing the rest of our stories from the hospital so wish us luck.

Meanwhile, we’ve acquired a taste for a nip of Baileys in our morning coffee. It’s helping us maintain our perky attitude while we drag our sorry butts into the weekend.

Meanwhile, we’re celebrating moving further into the weekend! We know it’s only Wednesday, but at least we’re half way there.

Meanwhile, we’ve acquired a serious case of the shakes following a mild caffeine overdose. We’ll be filing the rest of our stories from the hospital so wish us luck.