Kick-off this week’s round-up of aviation news with Emirates’ hilarious take on mid-air “fouls” as the airline teams up with famous ref Nigel Owens. All this and MUCH more awaits here.

Strap yourself in and get ready to take off on a journey full of new routes, updated menus, increased flight availability and fresh codeshares! It makes for much better reading than it sounds. We promise.

There’s only one thing we read on Tuesdays, and that’s this fab airline wrap. Well, that and scanning our bank account to double-check how much we’ve spent on coffee this week.

Witnesses said the passenger had been drinking heavily. We’ve been known to indulge in a mid-flight bevy or six, but we’ve never managed to cause an emergency landing.

Today’s wrap is brought to you by a number of Google searches, urgent press releases and some bitter morning coffee from across the road.

Welcome to Travel Weekly’s famous Airline Wrap! And by famous, we mean our mum prints it off every week and hangs it on her fridge.

EXCUSE US but wanderlust might be a genetic condition and we’re starting a petition to make Medicare pay for our next holiday.

You’re all busy bees so we’ve made this wrap short and sweet. We wanted to say ‘just like us’ but our colleagues reckon we’re tall and rude.

We talked with Australia’s fave low-cost carrier about expansion and finding a niche market. The only thing we’re expanding this morning is our deadline. Must be Wednesday.

If there’s one thing we look forward to on Tuesdays, it’s an Airline Wrap. That, and our sneaky half-hour nap at 3pm.

We have to admit to a little Valentine’s crush in the Travel Weekly office although it has fast become an HR and harassment issue.

A short and sweet wrap today. Just like our shirt when we took it out of the dryer this morning.