QT’s Melbourne property is the embodiment of everything we love about the Victorian capital – it’s both uber-chic and a little bit bad-ass.

Did you miss the mid-morning hotel briefing? Perhaps you dozed off during parts of it? Well, thankfully we’ve written this.

Here’s a list of new industry “movers & shakers”. Although a list of industry sloths would be markedly funnier if you ask us.

We bring you the best of this week’s hotel news that you can’t find anywhere else. Well, you could but it won’t come with any of our self-deprecating humour.

The only thing we love more than typing up thousands of words about hotels is knowing we can’t afford to stay in half of them.

We were on an ‘It List’ once, but it had nothing to do with luxury and everything to do with stealing a tray from Muffin Break.

Man-buns, tattoos, big personalities and creative talent all welcome!