Travel Weekly staff dread Cruise Wrap days because they usually result in our deputy editor singing Enya’s “Orinoco Flow”, until we lock her in a cupboard.

Have you been at home pretending your washing machine is a porthole? Get out of the laundry and get stuck into this whopper of a Cruise Wrap.

Wow your clients and impress your friends with all the latest updates from the cruise industry. Or at least while away a few hours staring at the pretty pictures.

Your afternoon is about to get a whole lot more cruisey thanks to all these latest deals and announcements. It should make you look busy for at least an hour.

Thought P&O’s Pacific Dawn and Pacific Aria were destined for the scrapheap? Well, it appears CMV has given them both a lifeline.

One thing Travel Weekly can guarantee with this Cruise Wrap is you won’t feel seasick while reading it – unless you’re on a ship, of course.

P&O staff have been shedding a few tears and jumping for joy today after receiving this piece of mixed news.

The internet was very amused by the reactions of these British travellers when their cruise ship hit rough waters – or, rather, their distinct lack of reaction.

To celebrate the beginning of cruise month, we’re bringing you a bumper Cruise Wrap which is practically overflowing with deals.

The crew of PO’s Pacific Dawn have embarked on a daring rescue mission. Such bravery hasn’t been seen by Travel Weekly since our intern offered to clean out the office fridge.

Tired of your colleagues outsmarting you when it comes to the latest cruise brochures and deals? Get the upper hand right here.

This week’s cruise wrap could be best described as the Titanic of all cruise wraps. In that it’s huge – not that it will sink.