This week’s Cruise Wrap is best enjoyed while listening to the song “Cruisin'”. The Smokey Robinson version, that is – not that corny cover by Gwyneth Paltrow and Huey Lewis.

Is your Wednesday being spent cruising through the Kimberley? Neither is ours, but luckily there’s news from Western Australia here to keep you sated.

Today’s Cruise Wrap is brought to you by five cups of tea, an obscene amount of cold and flu tablets, half a box of tissues, and one very sick journalist.

This week’s cruise wrap could be best described as the Titanic of all cruise wraps. In that it’s huge – not that it will sink.

Celebrate Scenic Eclipse’s long-awaited delivery by whiling away your day getting through this whopper of a cruise wrap. We promise it’ll buy you at least an hour of idle time.

Just in case you need a little midweek motivation, this week’s cruise wrap is BURSTING with parties, pride, awards, famils, deals and pretty pictures for you to scroll through.

Need a Monday morning pick-me-up? Have a peruse through all the latest wholesaler deals! If nothing else, it’ll help you kill at least half an hour if you read it slowly.

This cruise wrap is bigger than some of the cruise ships featured! And yes, we’d like you to take everything we say today literally.

Wholesaler wraps are our favourite thing about Mondays. Well, that and… wait, no. There’s nothing else we remotely like about Mondays.

Nurse your post-long-weekend hangover by mindlessly scrolling through the latest news and deals from your wholesaler buddies.

There are only two things we like about Mondays: the wholesaler wrap and looking at all the pretty photos in the wrap instead of doing any work.

As the weather gets warmer, what better way is there to spend the days than in the office air con? Besides reading up on all the latest news from your wholesaler friends, that is.