Due to his aversion to feet, toes and everything below the ankles, Travel Weekly’s editor passed this gross story down to our junior reporter to write.

You can imagine a few passengers would’ve needed to change their undies after this hairy ride.

This week’s agent wrap is brought to you by six cups of tea and the pile of blankets we’re hiding under on this cold winter’s day.

This week’s agent wrap is brought to you by three cups of coffee and an entire carton of Berocca, following last night’s frivolities at our Women in Travel Awards.

Two flight attendants are pissed off about their uniforms, so much so that they are seeking millions in damages.

Similarly, Travel Weekly’s editor was restrained at the cafe downstairs this morning after trying to cut in line and accidentally breaking someone’s KeepCup.

It must be noted, however, that the gun found on the plane may not at all resemble the one in the above picture.

If the thought of getting caught in turbulence makes you jittery, it’s probably best to skip this one.

Not only will Visit USA expo attendees gain a plethora of info and advice on Uncle Sam, but it appears they’ll also get a dose of the latest celebrity goss via returning MC Richard Reid.

US government shutdown has resulted in roughly 800,000 federal employees, including TSA security officers, working without pay.

ATTN AGENTS: If you love all things Disney, you’re going to want to see this. And bring us along if you win. Pretty please?

Looking for your week to truly take off? Start with this airline wrap. And no, we’re not sorry for the awful pun, we’re feeling a bit flighty today.