Speaking of patchy, Travel Weekly’s editor is looking more like a hobo today after wearing his oldest pair of jeans to work.

CTM boss Jamie Pherous is rumoured to be strolling along the showroom floors of various luxury car dealerships today following the company’s stellar FY19 result.

Here’s the latest movers and shakers in the travel industry. As in those who have new roles – not epic dance moves.

CTM’s big cheese has resolved an embarrassing shareholding blunder, while Travel Weekly’s editor has resolved a problem with the office photocopier… caused by one too many scans of his buttocks.

It appears Corporate Travel Management has become a bit of a circus, with this latest revelation making the company’s boss look like a bit of a clown.

Corporate Travel Management staff told to avoid the English Breakfast and Earl Grey tea varieties in the office kitchen, so as not to arouse speculation that a UK business deal has been done.

CTM’s record half-year result seems to have put the wind back in its sails. However, that’s not to say it’s considering entering the cruise industry.

CTM’s office bottle opener is set to get a workout today following some very positive financial results for the corporate travel player.

We spoke with CTM to get all the latest goss about the hedge fund trying to bring down their share prices. We offered to give them a trim but apparently it’s not that kind of hedge.

We’re in trouble this morning for misunderstanding for our offices’ no ugg boot policy. Perhaps it was less ‘misunderstanding’ and more ‘ignoring’.

Meanwhile, Travel Weekly have just reported their weakest ever coffee. We’ve sent the intern down to berate our barista for only including two shots.

Travel Weekly’s top business scribe has probed the CTM results. OK, it was our office cleaner, but they’ve done a terrific job.