Today’s Cruise Wrap is brought to you by five cups of tea, an obscene amount of cold and flu tablets, half a box of tissues, and one very sick journalist.

Keen to sample some maritime news? You’re in luck! This week’s Cruise Wrap is stacked with four seasons’ worth (and even a saving or two).

What do you get when you cross a deal with a major ship refurbishment, a conference and some hip new tech? A cruise wrap!

Want it to be the Christmas break already? Well, looking at cruise itineraries might help the time move faster. It’s helped us avoided doing work all morning!

Millennials are shaking up the cruise industry in a big way. That’s not to say they are literally shaking the ships themselves, that would be highly dangerous.

Got a client looking to book a cruise? Feel like procrastinating by looking at some pretty pictures? Boy have we got the wrap for you.

Happy hump day, readers! Today, you can dream of cruising Alaska or tropical Pacific islands (then obviously cry because you currently aren’t). Sorry.

Want to rub shoulders with cruising royalty Tom Wolber while taking in the sights of one of the best cruise itineraries we’ve ever seen? Get in quick, it’s on sale.

The cruise line has released images of some shiny new builds it’s got in the pipeline and they’re almost as good as the photos we took of our dog playing in the park yesterday.

Cruise through Wednesday with the help of this lovely wrap. And yes, we know that was terrible – we promise the contents of the wrap will be better than the wrap-based puns.

Ahhh, those midweek blues. Cured only by staring at soothing pictures of cruise ships all day. Well, that and a long, long nap.

Cheap Tuesdays at the movies? What about a free movie instead? Well, less a full-length feature film and more a live streamed cruise video.