Don’t just sit around dreaming of cruises, hop on this revived Dream Cruises ship for your first getaway in two years.

The photographer who took the accompanying image has managed to make his subject look equal parts high-flying member of the C-suite and math teacher in an 80s high school yearbook. A feat few could accomplish.

Following the collapse of its parent company and a series of pirate-like scandals, Crystal Cruises has left both passengers and agents in the lurch.

A second Crystal Cruises ship has fled to the Bahamas. We think we’re starting to notice a bit of a pattern here.

The Crystal Symphony is channelling its inner OJ Simpson by running from the law. Unfortunately the cruise ship doesn’t have Al Cowlings by its side to keep it going.

The Hong Kong supercruise operator is winding up operations, leaving the future of its subsidiaries unknown.

Crystal’s claiming a cruise line first with its extended vax mandate, but you’d assume its rivals won’t be far behind.

This week’s Cruise Wrap is brought to you by three shots of espresso, half a pack to Tim Tams and plenty of cuddles with the office dog.

This week’s Cruise Wrap is one of our longest yet, with enough information to fill the Pacific Ocean. Or maybe just the Tasman Sea. It will fill your kitchen sink, at least.

Are your clients fanging to get back out to sea? Here’s all the latest releases, guidelines, incentives and sales from the cruise industry that you need to get them there.

Toot toot! That’s the sound of this week’s Cruise Wrap pulling into the harbour with some fresh updates! Or maybe our deputy editor has just gone mad.

Grab a cocktail put on your favourite Hawaiian shirt, because your Wednesday is about to get a whole lot more cruise-y with this wrap.