Grab a cocktail put on your favourite Hawaiian shirt, because your Wednesday is about to get a whole lot more cruise-y with this wrap.

Travel Weekly staff dread Cruise Wrap days because they usually result in our deputy editor singing Enya’s “Orinoco Flow”, until we lock her in a cupboard.

Since working from home, we’ve been using our daily wraps to work out what day it is. We’re not sure what this day used to be called, but it’s now officially Cruise Wrap Day.

Yes, you read that correctly. Get your coloured pencils ready, or put your kids to work, because there are vouchers up for grabs!

This week’s Cruise Wrap is best enjoyed while listening to the song “Cruisin'”. The Smokey Robinson version, that is – not that corny cover by Gwyneth Paltrow and Huey Lewis.

Has working from home not been as cruisey as you’d like? Sail into this fresh batch of news from the waterborne sector.

This week’s Flavour of the Week has got a spicy tang to it, but that could just be the extra chilli peppers we added to our oats this morning.

Luxury cruise line Aqua Expeditions has announced an expansion… of ships, that is. Not staff waistlines.

This cruise wrap is probably one of the best we’ve ever done. In light of this, we asked if we could be given a month off to go on an extra-long cruise. Our boss said no.

This cruise wrap is longer than that cruise ship that’s being lengthened in Italy. And that’s really saying something, folks.

Suffering from a bit of Mondayitis? Feeling like you just can’t seem to get your ducks in a row? Read this wrap, it might not help, but it will distract you for half an hour.

The only thing better than our weekly Cruise Wrap is an actual wrap from a kebab shop at 3am on a Saturday.