The days of tourists eating space cakes and bogarting joints in Amsterdam’s infamous coffee shops appear to be numbered, following a proposal from the city’s mayor.

In sad news for Holland America Line loyalists, the cruise line is waving farewell to four of its vessels.

The Dutch capital has signalled it wants a reduction in the “seedier” side of its tourism, which essentially means it wants less stoned visitors stumbling around its streets.

Space cake vendors are set to gain an increase in business in light of this latest announcement from the Dutch tourism hotspot.

BREAKING: the I amsterdam sign has been removed! We’ve also been removed from the cafe downstairs after emptying the entirety of their chocolate powder onto our cappuccino.

A Dutch politician has slammed partying tourists in Amsterdam, calling to ban their “puking’ behaviour. We’re not 100 per cent sure what puking behaviour is exactly, but it doesn’t sound inviting.

The Hans Brinker hotel in Amsterdam is the self-proclaimed world’s worst hotel. And their new ad campaign is a LOT more loveable then the bed bugs they promise to inflict on you.

We once ate a slice of pizza off the ground at 3am in Berlin. We’re not sure whose it was, but we did wake up very ill.

Personally, the wildest Saturday night we’ve had recently was when our sandwich press caught fire. It truely was lit.

Got Amsterdam on your travel bucket list? Immediately mark this a “must read”, or at the bare minimum a “possible peruse”.

Given our wardrobe resembles something Wednesday Addams would be proud of, we’re not used to promoting colourful things. But these destinations are actually quite gorgeous.

We spent 24 hours in Amsterdam once, although unfortunately, none of the activities we enjoyed are acceptable to publish.