Tourists are going to have to find somewhere else to take pensive photos of themselves walking along rail tracks following this announcement.

Have you been hankering for a famil opportunity lately? Well, Christmas has come early with this week’s agent wrap!

Missed out on an invite to Helloworld’s big shindig? Well, feel all the more depressed while reading this.

Free flights??? Wendy has well and truly Wu-ed us once again. Sorry, we can’t resist a good pun.

We love the smell of new planes in the morning. Actually, that might be the routine scent of burnt toast wafting over from the office kitchen.

We let our roving journalist loose in one of Vietnam’s most vibrant cities and aren’t jealous AT ALL of her adventures. Ok, maybe we’re a little jealous. Maybe a lot.

Emirates and Jetstar Pacific just took their relationship to the next level. We assume the level after this one will be a three bedroom flat in the suburbs.

Meanwhile, we’re trying to scope out the best places to buy the cheapest, nastiest coffee available today so we can save our money and visit some of these stunning locations.

Someone call MTV, this is a case for Catfish! Or maybe it’s a case for the Booking.com complaints department, who knows.

It’s Valentines Day, so we thought we’d award our wonderful readers with some eye candy. And of course an informative article.

Having written this story, we are now itching all over. We are also considering sticky-taping our shoes to our feet so they never touch the ground again.

So often it’s the clients doing all the talking while agents sit quietly and listen. Well agents, think of this Insider as a private diary, published publicly online.