If, like us, you’re avoiding a stockpile of emails accrued over the long weekend like the plague, this week’s Cruise Wrap is the perfect five-minute distraction.

Not spending your Wednesday cruising through the Mediterranean? Perusing this week’s Cruise Wrap is the next best thing. Or at least that’s what we tell ourselves.

The ultra-luxury cruise line is claiming its latest journey to be a world first, which is a lot more believable than Travel Weekly’s editor claiming he can correctly guess the number of pages in any book just by feeling its edge.

Have you begun the new year feeling out of touch with the latest cruise news? Never fear, Travel Weekly’s Cruise Wrap is here!

After reading this week’s Cruise Wrap, we’ve swapped our sea legs for dancing shoes on account of a few theatrical announcements and way too many shots of espresso.

Are your weekend plans looking somewhat lacklustre? Feel free to live vicariously through all these recent fantastic famils and events that agents attended.

One thing Travel Weekly can guarantee with this Cruise Wrap is you won’t feel seasick while reading it – unless you’re on a ship, of course.

When Travel Weekly staff feel hard done by at work, we usually resort to stealing packets of Tim Tams and pens, but whatever floats your boat.

Batten down the hatches, because this Cruise Wrap is bigger than the Pacific Ocean! Or maybe the Arctic. It would fill your kitchen sink, at least.

Happy hump day, folks! Sail through the rest of the week by spending your entire afternoon catching up on the latest cruise news.

Meanwhile, Travel Weekly’s roving reporter has been appointed to sort out lunch for the rest of the team. He’s promised devon and pickle sandwiches.

To celebrate the beginning of cruise month, we’re bringing you a bumper Cruise Wrap which is practically overflowing with deals.