After pulling a Michael Jordan and coming out of retirement, the much-loved and well-respected Peter McCormack is once again hanging up his boots at Royal Caribbean.

Personally, we think there are much more suitable names for the ship such as Cruisy McCruiseface or simply Azza, to give it a more Australian feel.

Thought you’d managed to avoid Valentine’s Day in all its cheesiness this year? Well, think again!

While many cruise companies are offloading some of their ships to stay afloat during the pandemic, Royal Caribbean is selling an entire brand.

The cruise giant has applied to the Australian Federal Court in an attempt to prohibit two families affected by the disaster from pursuing legal proceedings.

The cruise was celebrated as part of the line’s healthy return to sailing, which took months of planning and collaboration with government authorities.

Do you or your clients have any tortoiseshell combs or jewellery laying around? Royal Caribbean, WWF and the Australian Museum need your help!

We haven’t been counting, but we’re pretty sure this is the 1,543,044th time we have reported on an extension of the cruise pause.

The eruption resulted in 22 deaths, with many still recovering from the traumatic event that occurred during a cruise ship excursion on the New Zealand island last year.

The cruise line also just announced free drinks and WiFi on all cruises, which we have been lobbying for in our office for years now. The best we get is dial-up internet and the occasional warm beer.

The cruise line has chosen to extend its pause in operations past the one set by the federal government, which could be a clue that ScoMo will follow suit.

The cruise line has welcomed the brand spanking new ship to its fleet with a few cheeky, socially-distanced glasses of bubbles.