This cruise wrap is as long as this week has felt. On the bright side, if you need to look like you’re super-busy for a while, you can kill almost a whole afternoon scrolling through this one.

To get the most out of Travel Weekly’s cruise wraps, we recommend reading them while listening to the sound of ocean waves on a white noise machine.

We sat down with Morgan to chat about the difference between river and ocean cruising. Here’s that very conversation reprinted in handy word form.

We’ve spilt coffee on ourselves three days in a row now, which can only mean one thing: it’s cruise wrap day!

It’s Wednesday and that can only mean two things; Cruise Wrap and our turn to take the office dog to his weekly manicure.

Travel Weekly goes one-on-one with Riviera Travel’s Shelley Davey in a dance-off. Just kidding, we only interviewed her.

Just like our usual Wednesday, this cruise wrap is packed with glamour, cocktails and beautiful people. Just kidding, that’s nothing like our Wednesday.

Are you searching for the meaning of life but having trouble getting answers? As are we. In the mean time, check out this wrap and let us know when you find it.

We love a midday Cruise Wrap, although it’s more of an early afternoon wrap because we were late and unorganised this morning.

We’re calling this Agent Wrap our best ever. Our nan calls our lasagne the best ever too, although we think she might be fibbing.

Did you read all of the latest cruise news and then undergo memory erasing hypnosis? This cruise wrap couldn’t have come at a better time.

Travel Weekly’s website might be playing up like a naughty toddler but that won’t stop us writing your Agent Wrap. Although it almost did…