Lea Seguier’s director of sales told us his celebrity crush holidays at one of the properties he manages. He did not say what he plans to do with that information, however.

This week, we got in the tub with Club Med’s business development manager for QLD, North NSW and NT to talk Bali resorts, weekend sports and Bono.

This week, Raffles Cambodia’s acting general manager regaled us about his adventures hiking off the beaten track in Cambodia and somehow got lost just listening to him.

We love an alliterative name, all the best superheroes and villains have them. We’re not sure where TRAVLR’s head of global travel product sits on that spectrum, though.

We’re not sure how to UnCruise… and when we asked the company’s vice president of operations, she thought we were joking.

This week we had a poolside chat with Meliá Phuket Mai Khao’s general manager, and by that, we mean we emailed her some questions and fell asleep at our local leisure centre.

This week, Preferred Hotels & Resorts’ executive VP for Asia Pacific encouraged us to seize new opportunities, so we’re taking that as a sign we should have our fifth coffee for the day, guilt-free.

Princess Cruises’ senior director of sales, marketing and services took us to the courts for a game of doubles. He began to regret his decision after our sixth coffee break.

Before you ask, no, Order Up!’s chief commercial officer is not Ian Thorpe’s brother, despite the surname and vague resemblance (if you squint a bit).

This week, Experience Co’s general manager for commercial operations showed us her best kitchen dance moves, while regaling us with stories of the stary, stary skies of Nowra.

This week we went on a driving adventure through the middle east with The Chedi Al Bait’s general manager, and by that, we mean he mentioned it briefly to us in an email.

This week COMO Hotels and Resorts group director of PR and communications offered us a free hotel stay if we promised not to mention his love for Whitney Houston. Sorry, Chris, we couldn’t resist.