The PM has announced a massive funding boost for Australia’s tourism industry, with a focus on trade relations. To celebrate, we’ve dug up this bewildering image of him scaring the sh*t out of a cockatoo.

Australia’s destination marketing gurus are introducing a duel-naming approach, to incorporate 60,000+ years of Indigenous custodianship, language, and knowledge into the mainstream.

The PM has lined up his rose quartz and is working hard to manifest a stronger hospital system so he can welcome international tourists back to Aussie shores.

ScoMo says the move means that within weeks, we will be welcoming tourists from two of our top 10 travel destinations.

While a low dollar is keeping Aussies close to home, inbound tourism continues to soar, with a new contender set to overtake NZ numbers within the year.