Apparently, the man was scared to fly home because of the COVID-19 pandemic, which is an excuse our editor has used to get out of going to the dentist and jury duty.

If there’s one thing we’ve learnt, it’s that arrogance and aeroplanes don’t mix. Aperol and aeroplanes, however, is a recipe for happiness.

A Mount Isa drug trafficker who escaped authorities in Bali through an air vent said he was looking for his boogie board bag. We cannot confirm this.