Travel Weekly brings you the Thursday Hotel Wrap, best served with a cup of English Breakfast on a long and lazy lunch-break.

We bring you the best of this week’s hotel news that you can’t find anywhere else. Well, you could but it won’t come with any of our self-deprecating humour.

As S-Club sang, ‘There ain’t no party like a Hotel Wrap party’. Oh wait, we’re getting the lyrics mixed up, aren’t we?

There are three things we read religiously at Travel Weekly – Economist, The Monthly & the weekly Hotel Wrap. And even those first two are a lie.

He’s saved a life, creates music, and still has time to be the Business Development Manager of a hotel! God, way to make us look bad, Nigel.