A cruise ship getting caught in the Rhine is like your 4WD getting bogged in the bush, but much much worse!

If, like us, you’re avoiding a stockpile of emails accrued over the long weekend like the plague, this week’s Cruise Wrap is the perfect five-minute distraction.

Looks like passengers will have to wait a little longer to board the world’s first discovery yacht.

Mayflower has been passed onto Scenic Luxury Cruises & Tours, although that’s not to say the company was physically picked it up and moved.