Meanwhile, our office dog has made it compulsory for all employees to give her pats whenever we walk past. Those who do not comply wind up with wet patches under their desks.

Have a few tight-arse Millennial clients who are keen to travel to Europe? Luxembourg might just be the perfect fit.

Readers familiar with the quality of Sydney’s commuter trains may need to take a moment before reading this. That is, if you’re not currently stuck on a delayed service.

We’re strong advocates of public transport, except when it’s full of freaks with personal hygiene issues.