The Perth man said he went to the Philippines for dental surgery, but “met a girl” and overstayed his visa by seven months.

This Agent Wrap comes with a warning for those who suffer from acute FOMO when they see agents living it up on famils. Brace yourselves – they’ve been just about everywhere this week.

A hotel in the Philippines has found itself in a bit of a social media shitstorm over its controversial policy for unmarried couples.

Amid the damage and search for survivors from the Philippines earthquake, an international airport was forced to cancel more than 100 flights and close temporarily.

We asked our boss if we could take off a few months for rejuvenation like this island did, but he just laughed. Technically that’s not a no, right?

Excuse us, but this unicorn themed inflatable island just popped up in the Philipines and it is the most Instagram worthy place on earth!

The island will close for six months to delay environmental damage. We want to close our office every time the office dog poops but our boss won’t let us.

Meanwhile, all we’re covering up this morning is the enormous bags under our eyes from staying up too late to binge watch Sex and the City.

If high achievers were a bushfire warning sign then Norjamin would definitely have her arrow pointing at ‘extreme’.

You’ll be jumping for joy if you scoop this free trip to the Philippines, unless you’ve got a bad knee then maybe just a gentle air punch.

We spent the last hour and a half trying to work out if ‘Philippines’ has 2 P’s or 1, and then we remembered we could’ve just Googled it.

We’d be booking the first available plane to these romantic islands, except we’re lacking a partner or the funds for the airfare.