After a big weekend, Travel Weekly’s editor is attempting to write while under the influence, and has only spelt 20 words wrong in this story.

Consider this story a PSA to all flight attendants, getting drunk at work can lead to firing, and international headlines.

We once ate a slice of pizza off the ground at 3am in Berlin. We’re not sure whose it was, but we did wake up very ill.

It was all laughs with this recent Flight Centre prank. We wish we could say the same of our setting off the sprinklers in the office this morning.

At a time when airline safety is front of mind for most passengers, it’s not great when the pilot shows up sloshed.