Travel Weekly strongly recommends you wait until after you’ve eaten lunch before reading this story. Trust us, we’ve already made that mistake for you.

All of a sudden, our drawing and design skills don’t seem so poor. If anyone needs a stick figure portrait, please get in touch.

A New Zealander has penned an angry letter about AirAsia’s “terrible” uniforms. Lucky for us, the woman doesn’t have access to our Myspace profile.