We love cruise wraps so much, we’ve decided to spend the whole day researching new cruise pics for next week’s instead of working.

To get you over this mid-week hump, we’ve got an extra-special wrap for you. Okay fine, it’s just a regular cruise wrap and we do one every week.

Crystal has won not one, but two awards at Virtuoso Travel Week! Meanwhile, our colleagues have given us an award for having the messiest desk in the office.

We were set to go on all of these cruises very soon, but unfortunately, we twisted our ankle dancing at the bus stop this morning and won’t be able to. Fine, only the ankle part’s true.

Today means two things, we spilt porridge all over ourselves at breakfast, and it’s time for the cruise wrap! And yes, both happen every Wednesday.

This cruise wrap is bigger than some of the cruise ships featured! And yes, we’d like you to take everything we say literally.

This cruise wrap envies the length of a ship. Though sadly, it’s not filled with a swimming pool or waiters ready to take your cocktail order.

Did you read all of the latest cruise news and then undergo memory erasing hypnosis? This cruise wrap couldn’t have come at a better time.

We love a midday Cruise Wrap, although it’s more of an early afternoon wrap because we were late and unorganised this morning.

Get your nose close enough to this and you’ll almost smell the open seas. Plus, you’ll look incredibly silly doing it.

Is the disaster that is Hell’s Kitchen the talk of the office today? Manoeuvre the chat to something less dull with this.

Travel Weekly’s power was out this morning so we typed this entire article in the dark. Yes, we’re lying to impress you – did it work?