Tradewind Voyages is the latest cruise line to axe its Aussie sailings after growing tired of waiting for the federal government to get its sh*t together.

Between this and being detained in Dover last month, we’d say this whopping great sailboat is in desperate need of a holiday.

Bali-bound travellers will be crying into their airport Bintangs, as yet another round of flights get cancelled over volcano fears.

Virgin Australia are offering 12 other destinations from Australia for those yet to commence travel to Denpasar.