Speaking of bribes, if anyone would like to bribe us with an all-expenses-paid trip to Japan we promise to give you a good review on TripAdvisor.

Doctors have warned that waiting on hold for too long can lead to an unhealthy dependency on elevator music, so those vulnerable to earworms are best advised to avoid contacting Qantas.

Having lost on appeal in the Federal Court late last year, the unions are now taking their JobKeeper fight against Qantas to the High Court.

Get your popcorn ready, because Flight Centre’s fierce Federal Court battle with the Australian Services Union is starting to heat up.