We aren't financial reporters, but when it involves everyone's favourite airline, we have to get in on it.

If you feel like politicians can't relate to you, McKenzie is here to prove you wrong.

Looks like they weren't too keen on making an 'alliance' after all!

Olivia Wirth missed out on the job as CEO after the departure of Alan Joyce.

The government has confirmed that Qantas will run at least two repatriation flights from Israel amid ongoing conflict.

The industry said "he's Goyder go" and he listened. Well, we're unsure if they made the pun but the sentiment was there.

Is it time to start taking bets on what the next Qantas headline we write is? We weren't expecting cocaine sting!

Last year, Qatar Airways was all World Cup news. This year it's all about the blocking. We wonder what next year holds.

Qantas tried to move to a cloud-based system. We think they should stick with flying through the clouds instead.

Another blow has been struck to Qantas! We've heard Jayne Hrdlicka was spotted tenting her fingers with glee.

Goyder reckons he's all that and a bag of chips. Do people still say that? TW remains uncertain.

The TWU isn't happy with Qantas. In other news the sky is blue and grass is green.

Qantas and the government's cosy relationship has been revealed. Albo and Joyce's friendship bracelets to follow.

The Flying Kangaroo saga continues and it's good news! We heard Vanessa Hudson enjoyed her first sigh of relief as CEO.

This apology video looks a lot like one Alan Joyce did last year. We wonder if they just got AI to reskin the original.

Rex has joined the chorus of those not very happy with the Flying Kangaroo via its latest accusation.

Richard Goyder said he won't quit. Though he did just get $750k from the airline so that's pretty understandable.

As you'd imagine, Qantas' main competitor is thriving due to continual bad PR surrounding the Flying Kangaroo.

The blocking has gone to the senate and there's all your favourite industry folks there. Click away to see the A Team!

Qantas is taking its first steps towards returning to its status as Australia's favourite carrier. Baby steps that is.

Goyder's head is next up on the proverbial chopping block which has already seen an early end to Joyce's tenure.

China Eastern may have a hunch that the recent media circus surrounding Qantas was a factor in the decision.

The airline has suffered yet another blow. You'd feel bad for it if its airfares weren't still so damn high.

It's back to cattle class for Qantas staff. Unless they plan on selling an organ.

If this TW journo could've gotten professional help with his reputation, he would've been much cooler in high school.

The flying kangaroo, more like the declining kangaroo! Or the flopping kangaroo! We welcome your puns as well.

The controversial CEO could have had trouble carrying the stack of cash he departs with after 22 years at the airline.

Another day, another Qatar Airways blocking piece. Actually there might be two or three in this newsletter.

Joyce has decided to bring his retirement forward by two months. Maybe to go on holidays. We wonder who he'll fly with.

The statement ended by thanking the company's 25,000 staff.

Staff at Qantas HQ may want to return to their seats and fasten their seatbelts.

Greg Foran took calls live on radio in NZ. Callers were told their issues would be sorted off air.

It's been a tough week for Qantas. We're sure Alan Joyce will be having a stiff drink when he gets home from the office.

Not just flights, but cash!

It comes after a spectacular appearance by Qantas CEO Alan Joyce at a senate inquiry.

At least the flights wouldn't have been delayed!

Can you believe that this decision was so unpopular? Actually, it's incredibly easy to believe.

This move has caused the TW staff to take a vow to never pay our taxes again. If you're an ATO officer, this is a joke.

The TWU boss described this profit as "shameful". Clearly he hasn't gotten too drunk at a work event. That's shameful!

We've heard that Joyce jumped up and clicked his heels together like a cowboy after hearing this news.