It’s been just a week since the shocking incident on an overbooked United flight, which saw countless fails at an apology and a review of its overbooking policies.
And with Emirates already taking a stab at the airline’s ‘Fly the Friendly Skies’ motto, some others have contributed to the new slogan pool.
We’ve rounded up the best right here. Let us know if you think they’re totally applicable or perhaps a tad too harsh.
You carry on, we carry off #NewUnitedAirlinesMottos
— Sir Castic One (@SnapDad42) April 11, 2017
You can run but you can’t fly#NewUnitedAirlinesMottos pic.twitter.com/2joEKUOI89
— United Airlines (@Fake_UnitedPR) April 11, 2017
#NewUnitedAirlinesMottos we will re-accomdated you. pic.twitter.com/bsv74nGyZT
— Maxism Mao (@MaxismMao) April 11, 2017
If we overbook, you’ll catch a right hook. #NewUnitedAirlinesMottos
— Aaron (@Swankbaank) April 11, 2017
Now serving punch #NewUnitedAirlinesMottos
— Miguel Santos (@migs_santos) April 11, 2017
#NewUnitedAirlinesMottos
Tell us your safe word at check in— flip (@theflipgod) April 11, 2017
We’ll drag you all over the world
#NewUnitedAirlinesMottos pic.twitter.com/Y559QzFbEv
— rdu3 (@rdu3_richard) April 11, 2017
#NewUnitedAirlinesMottos LOL. Friend just sent this… pic.twitter.com/zs7uhP0opL
— Pushing Fifty (@OldSenileGamer) April 11, 2017
#NewUnitedAirlinesMottos Happy Flying May the odds be ever in your favor pic.twitter.com/SDeTSnVDma
— Abbi Williams (@abbimichele78) April 12, 2017
#NewUnitedAirlinesMottos our new in flight menu now includes knuckle sandwiches.
— joel mathers (@JoelMathers) April 12, 2017
@American1765 #NewUnitedAirlinesMottos Looks like Southwest Airlines is getting into the fun! pic.twitter.com/GgvKId6dDh
— Captain Deplorable (@CaptDeplorable) April 11, 2017
The captain has turned on the no passenger sign #NewUnitedAirlinesMottos
— W.T. Martyn (@WTMartyn2) April 11, 2017
We can re-accommodate you the easy way… or the hard way #NewUnitedAirlinesMottos pic.twitter.com/5h0IVBZM6g
— Jim MacD (@jim_macd) April 11, 2017
#NewUnitedAirlinesMottos We have an offer you can’t refuse. No really.
— OldCrow (@BirdieWings80) April 11, 2017
Flight: $400, checking a bag: $25, getting dragged down the aisle: priceless #NewUnitedAirlinesMottos
— Brandon (@brobcohen) April 11, 2017
We put the hospital in hospitality. #newunitedairlinesmottos
— David E (@DaSkrambledEgg) April 11, 2017
….we beat our competitors… and passengers too…