Five per cent of you guys are bloody nasty. From now on we refuse to touch any part of an aeroplane forever starting right now.

Tigerair has a new CEO and we have a new pair of pants. The first will have major impacts on aviation, the second will make us look very trendy this weekend.

If you avoid indirect flights that result in extreme stress and unnecessary walking, like us, then this is the sort of news that will make your day.

Not since the days of Shakespeare have a few poems garnered so much international attention. Sadly, our own poetry career is still going quite badly.

We warn you, the contents of this article might scare you a little. But it’s only to balance out the lovey stories from Valentine’s Day.

We’re predicting some 5pm Friday cocktails will be on the cards for the folks over at Qantas after this busy week. We’re also hoping for an invitation.

There are already so many confusing symbols we have to deal with on a daily basis. So why not let us break it down for you. Passports that is, not dancing.

We thought we looked quite fashionable today in our new tie-dye skirt and matching top. Until we saw these photos that is.

Wondering how to peek into United’s new flight without having to go to Texas? We’ve got you covered folks.

We have also made some changes. We promise to only drink two glasses of wine a night, instead of our usual bottle.

Airlines have had the spotlight more than ever before thanks to social media. Though that’s not to say they’re on a stage or anything.

That popping and cheering sound you heard? That was the party crackers going off at United HQ as they toast their newest Australian route.