Travel Weekly is off to Splendour in the Grass today, so if there’s mistakes in this Wrap you’d like to complain about, just note we probably won’t reply.

We’d never fall for some half-baked scam. That said, we’ve not seen a cent of that $100 million from that Nigerian prince online.

Our boss tried not to hire us because of our tattoos. Ok, we showed up two hours late and forgot the name of the company.

After 20 years as CEO of Insight Vacations, John Boulding has tried his hand at blogging. If we’re not careful he could be replacing us soon.

AFTA and Qantas are giving one NTIA guest the first ever ‘Golden Ticket’, although deny there’ll be any oompa loompas or chocolate rivers.

Travel Weekly has the limo ordered, the dress steamed, and the Scholl gel cushions hidden in our purse. Now all we need is an invite.

A travel industry expert has responded to claims agents have become like dinosaurs. But by that we mean extinct, not scaly and green.

Our social feeds have been flooded with agents living it up at FC’s Global Gathering. Meanwhile, we’re still looking for our lost invite in the mail.

We’re a bit lukewarm on the idea of travel agents being the new therapist. Although our shrink said it’s not all about us.

This travel marketing expert says agents need to stand in their customer’s shoes. Although we’re not suggesting you steal their footwear.

On Fridays we only read two things; the Big Fat Agent Wrap and the wine menu at the pub across the road.

There was an accidental leak in the Flight Centre offices recently. Although we’re not suggesting they have a hole in the ceiling where rain gets in.