Destinations

Hilarious country slogans – mapped out!

Amy Bryant

Family Break Finder have¬†created a world map with all the country’s slogans on it, and it is hilariously accurate. Slogans are used as a marketing gimmick in the tourism industry, and this map makes it a whole lot more fun.

Here are some of the highlights thanks to The Independent:

1. Be our guest

– Turkey, closeted Beauty and the Beast fan.

2. All within your reach

– The United States of America – a simply huge country.

3. Everything is here

– The ever prosaic and practical Honduras.

4. Timeless charm

РVietnam reaching for Brad Pitt.

5. Home of amazing moments

– The UK, which seems a little selective at present.

6. Jump into Ireland

– Ireland, the country apparently without any airports.

SEE WHAT PEOPLE ARE SAYING

  • sting

    …..where the bloody are you? – there’s nothing in australia… bwahahahahaha…just kidding..

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